Two-W (2006)

            I met Two-W years ago when he worked at the town dump.  
  I’d seen him walking his old, yellow dog along the main road near his trailer.  When the dog died,  Two-W replaced it with a stuffed, toy dog he seat-belted into the passenger side of  his pickup.  “My dog is a good dog,” he’d say each week at the dump, handing treats to Crabby and Sweetie, my dogs, and grinning slyly, like he’d figured out a way to keep a dog without licensing, feeding, or walking it.              

            These days more and more people in our town are flatlanders from the other side of the White Mountains.  They commute on weekends to big houses with big property taxes.   Their taxes help support the dump, which used to be just a hole in a sand pit before it was upgraded to a transfer station.  When flatlanders hauled their trash there on Saturdays, Two-W helped them unload, and he educated them about local politics. 
            Soon enough, though, the dump got citified with several buildings, piles of recyclables, and a fence to keep out people without dump stickers, issued only to taxpayers. Two-W got transferred to unemployment.  He was so busy educating flatlanders, he’d forget to check who had stickers and who didn’t.  Two-W’s replacement pays attention to dump stickers, and he goes through the other motions, handing Crabby and Sweetie their treats, but he’s no Two-W.  Even Sweetie backs off.
            Picking up my new dump sticker at the town office last week, I ran into Two-W doing the same.
            He told me he’s been cleaning a restaurant one town over.  The chef, a flatlander from Massachusetts, likes his work.   Two-W points to the good dog in his pickup.  It’s wearing a new bandana around its neck, and on my way home I notice Two-W’s trailer-yard is filled with more new stuff—rows of American flags, an arbor with built-in Christmas lights, and plastic flowers stuck along the side of the road.  Turns out the chef  has been drawing enough business to open a second eatery he wants Two-W to clean, too, meaning more income for Two-W, who can now earn plenty of spending money just one town away.
            Maybe some flatlanders want to make The Great North Woods more like where they came from, but some of them figure out what it takes to get along here and then work at it, helping the rest of us along the way.   I’m taking Crabby and Sweetie along for the ride when I go check out that new restaurant one town over.